• mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon

hotdaughter:

choke me

not sexually

like actually kill me

(via my-chemical-wonderland)

postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

(Source: postllimit, via my-chemical-wonderland)

lemmonysnippets:

tbh early john and sherlock together is still really heartbreaking and angsty because there has been so much building up to it and Sherlock just can’t believe it and the insecurity shows every three seconds and John’s heart breaks like “oh god sherlock” and he has to pull…

funkies:

wanna take naps naked with you

(via cumfort)

cloudpuppy:

do u wanna take a bath together and give each other bubble beards

(Source: taurusgirl13, via my-chemical-wonderland)

assume:

finishing a bottle of shampoo and conditioner at the same time is the biggest achievement of my life

(via confirmance)

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