• Person: wow that's an old song it was made in 2010
  • Me: *laughs*
  • Me: *laughs for an hour*
  • Me: *laughs for 1000 years*


If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

(via phobias)


i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything

(via cumfort)



the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

(Source: twoukofukawa, via phobias)

cursor by ofsquidgyandkellin!